So what if she's elfin?

I’m going to wade into this debate cautiously. Ellen Page is totally doable. I know she looks very young, but 20 is fair game for almost anyone (full disclosure: I am also in my 20s.) She isn’t the 16-year old character Jason Bateman creepily lusted after in Juno. Very attractive young woman. An Oscar nomination gets you a free ticket to my boudoir*.

* Not applicable to Dame Judi Dench.